G'day. Howdy.

My name is Joseph Michael Major and I have quite a story to share with you.

My daddy and mummy said that people all around the world want to see pictures of me and learn about how I came into this world and to watch me grow. I want to get on their good side straight away so I have made my very own website to tell my story.

I'll keep adding more pictures and stories to my website just as fast as I can grow and just as fast as Dad can take pictures of me.

So keeping coming back! And don't forget to sign my guestbook. One of these days I'll be able to read the messages you left for me.

So where do I begin to tell my story?

Guess I should start with the day I was born ...