My Third Day
Wednesday, 27 August 1997

I HAD A BEARD!

Matter of fact I had little tufts of hair all over my body. Was I becoming a monkey?

Nah, that's just what happens naturally. We all start out hairy but usually by the time we're delivered we lose all that hair. So I'm sorry to say that I'll probably go bald at the ripe young age of 36 weeks.

So on the third day of my life I pretty much just worked on my tan.

Day four was a great one. My first taste of Mum's milk ...